Monday, March 14, 2011

Benefits of Tea

Doctor: "What  happened?"     

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.  Every time my husband comes   home drunk he beats me to a  pulp."   

Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for  that. When your husband comes    home drunk, just  take a  glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth.    Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and  is asleep."     

Two weeks later, the woman comes back to  the doctor looking fresh and   reborn.          

Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant  idea! Every time my husband came   home drunk, I swished  with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he   didn't  touch me!"      

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your  mouth shut helps?

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