Why Indian Students are Hated by Amreicans...

It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade.   The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty , or give me Death'?"   She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up:?'Patrick Henry, 1775'he said.   'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''   Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln , 1863' said Chandrasekhar.   The teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed. Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history than you do.'   She heard a loud whisper: 'F ___ the Indians,' 'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1862.'   At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'   The teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again, Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'   Now furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!'   Chandrasekhar jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky,1997'   Now with almost mob hysteria someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.' Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'   The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, 'Oh shit, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said quietly, 'I think it was Lehmann Brothers, November 4th, 2008'.
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Santa, Banta in Egypt

Santa & Banta went to Egypt. They saw a mummy &  were amazed to see it .

Santa : Look, so many bandages, its definitely a truck accident.

Banta : Oh yes, of course !!! They have even written the truck number : BC-1760.

Rapists Beware !!!!

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Funny Commercials Series : Changing Clothes

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Always Ask, Never Assume..........

A CNN News photographer called the local airport to charter a flight.
He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport.
Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.
He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, 'Let's go'.
The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and took off.
Once in the air, the photographer instructed the pilot, 'Fly over the valley and make low passes so I can take pictures of the fires on the hillsides.'
'Why?' asked the pilot.
'Because I'm a photographer for CNN' , he responded, 'and I need to get some close up shots.'

The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, 'So, what you're telling me, is . . . You're NOT my flight instructor?'



Life is short.......Someone said:
When you ASSUME = you make an ASS out of U and ME....

Bechara Aadmi...

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10 THINGS TO EMULATE FROM JAPAN

Each & every one of this is missing here !!!!

10 THINGS TO EMULATE FROM JAPAN 1. THE CALM Not a single visual of chest-beating or wild grief. Sorrow itself has been elevated.  2.THE DIGNITY Disciplined queues for water and groceries. Not a rough word or a crude gesture. 3. THE ABILITY The incredible architects, for instance. Buildings swayed but didn’t fall. 4. THE GRACE People bought only what they needed for the present, so everybody could get something. 5. THE ORDER No looting in shops. No honking and no overtaking on the roads. Just understanding. 6. THE SACRIFICE Fifty workers stayed back to pump sea water in the N-reactors. How will they ever be repaid? 7. THE TENDERNESS Restaurants cut prices. An unguarded ATM is left alone. The strong cared for the weak. 8. THE TRAINING The old and the children, everyone knew exactly what to do. And they did just that. 9. THE MEDIA They showed magnificent restraint in the bulletins. No silly reporters. Only calm reportage. 10.THE CONSCIENCE When the power went off in a store, people put things back on the shelves and left quietly.