Saddam Hussein visits God and asks him: " God, When shall I see the defeat of USA? "
God replies:" Son, you will not see it in your lifetime."
Hearing this, Saddam Hussein starts crying and goes away.
Gen. Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him:
" God,
when shall I see the
capture of Kashmir by Pakistan."
God replies:" Son, you will not see it in your lifetime".
Hearing this, Gen. Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.
Laloo Yadav visits God and asks him:" God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state ?"
Hearing this, God starts crying.
Laloo is astounded and asks:" God, why are you crying? "
God replies:" Son, I will not see it in my lifetime!?!"
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