Sweet Child O' Mine - Indian Style

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I Fuckin' Love Coloring

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Afgani Joke

I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbour, Abdul, standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.

I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"

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A Gujrati Joke

An (Bahraini) Arab was admitted in the Lilavati Hospital at Mumbai for a heart transplant, but prior to the surgery the doctors needed to store his blood in case need arises.

Funny Dance - Bhangra - Sukhbir - Ishq Tera Tadpave

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Suzuki Motorbike for Sale

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South Indian Joke

Two South Indian men get on a bus. As it is not possible in India not to talk to the next person in the bus, these guys also sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

Quote : Henry Miller

Every moment is a golden one for him who has the vision to recognize it as such.
Henry Miller

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Reasons why children are adorable

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The Latest Trailer of "Avatar - The Last Airbender"

Here is the latest trailer of the movie based on one of my favourite television series - "Avatar - The Last Airbender":



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Sunrise at Fagu, Shimla | Images of Incredible India

Sunrise at Fagu, Shimla | Images of Incredible India

Thief Catcher

A machine was invented in Japan to catch thieves & was sent all around the world for display.

In US : in 40 minutes, it caught 20 thieves.

In UK : in 30 minutes, it caught 35 thieves.

In Russia : in 20 minutes, it caught 40 thieves.

In India : in 15 minutes, the machine was stolen !!!

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Top Reason Why Pirates Rule

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Computers : Male or Female?

A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.

'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'

'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'

A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'

Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.

The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:

1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;

3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and

4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

(THIS GETS BETTER!)

The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:

1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;

2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;

3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and

4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.

The women won.

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Salesman Santa Singh

Santa Singh moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.

The manager asks: Do you have any sales experience?

The guy, Yeah, I was a salesman back home.

The manager liked the young man, so he gave him the job.

'You start from tomorrow! I'll come down after close time and see how you did, but let me give you a bit of advice.

If a customer comes looking, say, for toothpaste, you might suggest for him a toothbrush, or shaving cream etc. You get the idea ?

Of course, the young man said.

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the manager came down. How many sales did you make today?

The guy said: One.

The manager groans, just one? Our other salesmen average 20 or 30 sales a day.

How much was the sale for?

The guy said: 101,237.64 US dollars.

The manager exclaims, what? 101,237.64 Dollars?' What did you sell him?

The guy said, first I sold him a small fishhook.

Then sold him a medium fishhook.

Then I sold a larger fishhook.

Then I sold him a new fishing rod.

Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast,

so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft.

Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull the new boat.

So I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 BMW.

The manager says, you mean a guy came in here to buy a fishhook and you sold him a boat and truck?

The guy said: No! NO! NO!  He came in to buy a box of Kotex for his wife and I said:

Well, since your weekend is obviously f**ked up, you might as well go fishing!!

Wife is a wife

A Wife is a Wife,
no matter who
THE HELL
you are!!

Ghuggi de barati - funny Punjabi video with a social message

10 more interesting facts about India

11. The world's highest cricket ground is in Chail, Himachal Pradesh. Built in 1893 after levelling a hilltop, this cricket pitch is 2444 meters above sea level.

12. India has the largest number of Post Offices in the world.

13. The largest employer in the world is the Indian Railways, employing over a million people.

Why husbands avoid answers!!!

Why husbands avoid answers!!!

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!
WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

10 interesting facts about India

1. India never invaded any country in her last 100000 years of history. 

2. When many cultures were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization).

3. The name 'India' is derived from the River Indus, the valleys around which were the home of the early settlers. The Aryan worshippers referred to the river Indus as the Sindhu.