Santa Banta ki Deewar

Santa : Mere paas gaadi hai, bangla hai, bank balance hai.... tere paas kya hai ?


Banta : Mere paas bhi gaadi hai, bangla hai, bank balance hai... ... ...


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        OOOOO TERI.......   Phir saddi MAA kithhe hai ????

Santa, Banta in Egypt

Santa & Banta went to Egypt. They saw a mummy &  were amazed to see it .

Santa : Look, so many bandages, its definitely a truck accident.

Banta : Oh yes, of course !!! They have even written the truck number : BC-1760.